Sunday, April 13, 2014

So about the porn post . . .

"$1.99 Porn" by Gaby Av
From the previous post, I could've spent paragraphs upon paragraphs breaking everything down about my porn hoarding ways, but I really do like to be succinct with my entries, yet I constantly fail. As mentioned, I think I know why my porn game game is strong. Judging from a good chunk of my posts so far this year, I think you may know why too.

If not, check out posts here and here. Making some sense? No? Well, let me try to explain.

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Musings 7 . . . Hoarding (Porn addition)

"Crate of Porn" by Adrian Wallett Hi,

My name is Bama, and I'm a porn hoarder.

It's not something I'm proud to admit, but I heard that admitting your problem is the first step to recovery. So, if ever I blow up and surpass the superstardom of Kirk Franklin, I want you all to hear it here. Bama's got a porn problem! But I figure, it's not like I'm addicted to hardcore party drugs like quaaludes, so. . . can I live?

Here's the thing, porn has played a MAJOR part in my development since I was in middle school, and I blame it all on these little f*ckers here! Those AOL CD ROM free trial disks were made by the devil, and I allowed my soul to be consumed with endless (well, not really endless, it was the early 2000's) picture galleries of naked men with bad haircuts and treasure trails. And don't get me started on when I first saw "moving pictures" of men engaging in butt sex! The RealPlayer never felt more real in my life than it did the day I sat back and watched in amazement this new world sexy entertainment. . . all on dial-up.

I said "moving pictures" like it was the early 1920's. Hell, I might as well have said "tantalizing talkies of the homosexual kind." It's the bee's knees, my nigga!

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Yes, your sexiness does offend me!

I think it's safe to say that at some point in our Internet browsing lives, we've been "that guy" who would get incredibly bothered at the sight of men who constantly showed off their amazingly pumped gym bodies and boasted about how much sex they were getting regularly from random oglers and fuck buddies. Or, am I the only one who got a little irked at dudes who continually flaunted their tight abs, bulging pecs, thick calves, and rotund firm asses? 

We see it all day, every day on any website that allows media uploads, with obnoxious hash-tags to boot. We see the vanity, we see the cockiness, we see the pride, and we see the nudes, accompanied by the thirst buckets.

All I saw was a need for these men to be validated in some way because somewhere deep down, they were lacking some sort of self assurance OR their bodies were the only thing that got them the attention they needed, at the expense of not being taken seriously for anything else. 

We get it, you feel sexy. Congratulations! 
Gym advice, sure, but if you're trying to counsel me on anything that's a bit more meaningful, please fuck off and continue to spread your ass cheeks for the camera, sir. Rude of me to feel that way, but I definitely know I'm not the only one who's had those thoughts. Do we really need to see you show off so damn much? - New domain, new pages, few updates, and much love!

Hey there, friends. I just wanted to fill you in on a few things regarding Bama Boi Blues. The most important update is that I own the domain name, which I'm really happy to announce! This blog is over 3 years old, and although it is not mainstream, I feel that it's enough to make the name official by purchasing the domain. So, you no longer have to type in the full Blogger web address.

I do plan to do more with this blog, and by obtaining the domain name, it gives me motivation to do more. I just want to thank you for being patient with me. Much love to you all! Catch the few updates after the jump!

Wednesday, March 5, 2014


I think I've put too much on my plate with this whole freelance thing. I've been so focused on getting my new blog up and running, I have completely dropped the ball on other things. Here's a list of other things:

  1. Pitch posts to other blogs and online zines.
  2. Prepare for an upcoming poetry slam, meaning write new poems.
  3. Maintain this blog and make money doing it by enabling Adsense.
  4. Put up new blog to try and compete with other pop cult blogs.
  5. Begin writing a novel.
  6. Prepare for a wedding presentation for a close friend.
  7. Network with other writers, bloggers, agencies, and anyone else that can aid in my goals.
  8. Make friends with other ATLiens so that I can finally play some cards.
  9. Get sexy for the wedding I'm preparing a presentation for...back to being vegan for a while.
  10. Make money
  11. Make Money
  13. Do some face to face outreach work for black LGBT youth (they need it).
  14. Have more sex (yeah)
  15. Keep my depression down
You see, this list can go on, and I've been running myself ragged trying to keep obligations. At least for this blog, I did promise myself that I will try to blog once a week. This is basically a vent because I'm probably making things more difficult then what it should be, but I try to be a perfectionist in anything I do. 

I'm already looking forward to the day that I look over everything and am proud of what I've accomplished.