Let me see how big your dick is.
I need to see that pulsating piece between your legs; may it not be below 7 inches because this is what a gay male should expect each time pants are dropped to the ground.
Magnum fantasies, borderline fetish because every man wants a 12 inch member digging around their intestine.
Please don’t fail my “Breed It Raw” misconception, “Dawg Pound USA” expectation, because I know “It’s Gonna Hurt”, and trust me, I want it to.
They say it feels better once you relax the muscles because that warming sensation soothes the pain, and boosts his ego.
He’s a porn star hero, and you’re his power bottom. Triumphant that you can take a big dick, then throw that ass back.
Don’t matter if he lacks good intention, I just want to know if that dick he brags about in his profile is worth the Twitter mention.
It’s #MandingoMondays, then #BigDickTuesday, then the rest of the week is as long as that schlong.
No wonder –
The boys add an inch or two to their profile description, with the underlining inscription “There’s more to me than my penis.”
I want to show you that I’m a genius, but I know the brain in my cranium won’t attract you as much as the budding mushroom I claim that I have.
He’s too insecure to say that he’s average, and although he may not meet your size requirements, he’s a maverick. Some of us are taught to be ashamed.
If one isn’t holding, then he might as well not bring his bat to the game; if so he better be a catcher because if he thinks he’s pitching he’s sadly mistaken.
Tell me –
How many times have you taken a penis picture at an angle to make it seem larger? Pan in closer, make the quality fine. Matter of fact post someone else’s penis, then proudly proclaim “Yeah, it’s mine!”
See this is what happens when too much emphasis is placed on penis.
Are you there God?
It’s me, Joe Average. Where’s our Judy Blume to give us inspiration that our members will increase?
Oh, it’s in the form of male enhancement pills that only enhances blood pressure than girth. You can do squats to get a nice ass, but masturbating can’t make your dick grow?
“I pull, I pull, I must increase my tool!”
“I got a big dick,” interjects the fool who thinks every person he encounters must stop the conversation to talk about his penis and what it can do.
To that I reply, “I know, I have a dick too, and unless yours can piss an Amaretto Sour, then there’s no need to talk about dick for an hour.”
In my own creative way, I just wanted to share that I’ve never given a damn about penis size; however, everyone is entitled to their personal preference. But you gotta admit that there’s much favor shown towards the well endowed, but it’s not the reality for all.
I’ve always liked my jank (that’s what I call my penis). In my mind, it’s average, and I’ve never given much worry about being perceived as attractive based on it. Not to sound like I’ve been around the block (and I really haven’t), but I’ve never had any issues with my jank when I’ve dealt with others.
I say that one’s confidence is the real penis size. Ignore all those porno sites and pictures you see on the web. Your dick is right for you, and a dick is a dick, is a dick is a dick. You’ve seen one, you’ve seen ’em all. They all just come in different shapes and sizes, and if you should run into someone who is very particular when it comes to penis selection, you already know what’s up. It’s up to you to continue to pursue them or not.
Do whatever makes you happy. If that means shave your pubes to make your jank look bigger, then go for it. If you’re taking the male enhancement drugs, although I implore you not to do so, do what you gotta do…try to be safe though. Whatever it is, be safe, but most importantly, love who you are and what you have. Just grab your dick one good time and yell “IT’S MINE, AND IT’S FUCKIN’ AWESOME!”
… And this is how I start my blog off in 2012!
Peace and blessings 😉